Name: Morgan Date of Birth: February 11th Sign: Aquarius Age: 16 Hair: Brown Eyes: Brown House: Slytherin (sort of) Favorite Classes: Potions (because Snape's there, and she gets to blow up things) and Care of Magical Creatures Least Favorite Classes: Arithmancy and Flying (she hates heights) Likes: Chickens, Snape, Sugar, Animals, Going to Hogwarts, Death Eaters, Glomping People, Shiny Objects, Cheesy Horror Movies, Ice Cream, Science, Doodling, and Food. Dislikes: Ducks, Boredom, Vegetables, Being put in Trunks, Stupid People, Bright Lights, Complicated Directions, Being Startled, Romance, “Girly” Things, and Being Poked Bio: Morgan is a short, round, fan girl whose soul talent seems to be annoying everyone around her without event trying. While following a pack of Deatheaters, she stumbled upon Voldemort’s lair (cue lightning and dramatic music) and promptly made herself at home. Irritated by her antics, the Dark Lord promptly dumped her on Snape, figuring he had plenty pf experience with bratty, annoying children, what with his being a professor and all. Morgan lives in her own little world, and cares very little about this so-called “reality”. She’s stubborn and believes what she wants, like that her Chicken, Nyctimene, is really an owl. Due to the fact that she ingests large amounts of sugar and has ADD, Morgan tends to be a hyperactive super-rocket of obnoxious, much to the stress of everyone forced to deal with her. Amazingly enough she is actually semi-intelligent, occasionally going on long science-related rants that no one wants to hear, it just normally doesn’t show, camouflaged underneath the attention span of a retarded mushroom and child-like demeanor. She’s not so much stupid as she is impulsive and clueless, Morgan’s simply too impatient to take the time to think things through, and is therefore prone to saying and doing whatever pops into her head without considering the consequences. She’s seldom pays attention to what’s going on around her unless it’s incredibly interesting, and gets bored with things fast. The only time she’s ever calm is when she’s completely exhausted herself by running around like a crazed monkey, which, unfortunately is when she also gets very cranky and is equally unpleasant to be around since she becomes cynical, whiney, and sarcastic.
Name: Snape Date of Birth: January 9th Sign: Capricorn Age: mid 30’s Hair: Black Eyes: Black House: Slytherin Favorite Classes: DADA and Potions Least Favorite Classes: Transfiguration Likes: Potions, The Dark Arts, Collecting Creepy Things in Jars, Reading, Brooding, Dumbledore, Wizard’s Chess, Learning the Truth, Riddles Dislikes: The Potters, Morgan, Harry Potter, Obnoxious Children, Arrogance, Idiots, Pranks, Harry Potter, Personal Hygiene, Being Teased by Dumbledore, Fan girls, muggles, frivolity, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Harry Potter... you get the idea. Bio:The Potters, Morgan, Harry Potter, Obnoxious Children, Arrogance, Idiots, Pranks, Harry Potter, Morgan, Personal Hygiene, Morgan, Being Teased by Dumbledore, Fan girls, frivolity, Voldemort, Harry Potter, Morgan... you get the idea. Bio: Snape is the Head of Slytherin house and the Potion’s Master, though “everyone knows it’s the dark arts he fancies”. He’s been after the DADA position for years, though no one seems to recognize his qualifications. Having to deal with idiot children for so many years has made him bitter, and having to deal with Morgan doesn’t exactly help. He joined the Deatheaters when he was younger but came to his senses and joined Dumbledore’s side. He now spies on the Deatheaters, which also doesn’t help with his disposition, as Voldemort’s sanity is questionable (as is Dumbledores, who frankly isn’t any easier to work for than the Dark Lord). Snape harbors a great dislike for the “great” Harry Potter, because James Potter and his friends made his life a living hell back when they attended Hogwarts. Consequently he hates anyone with a large ego or arrogant attitude. Despite his cranky demeanor, he actually is a good person who is completely loyal to Dumbledore and is willing to put personal grudges aside when someone’s life is at risk. Contrary to popular belief he doesn’t actually hate Morgan as much as he says he does, he just finds her incredibly annoying and can’t stand her. If he hated her he’d probably have turned her into a toad already. On second thought, maybe he does hate her, he’s too decent a human being to put her out of his misery,no matter how much he wants to. Snape may also possibly related to the new transfer student, Kendra, though no one is quite sure how.
Name: Lord Voldemort aka Tom Riddle Date of Birth: Unknown Sign: Unknown Age: late 60’s Hair: None Eyes: Red House: Slytherin Favorite Class: DADA Least Favorite Class: Muggle Studies Likes: Snakes, The Dark Arts, Power, Chocolate Frog Cards, Minions, Torturing People, Ridiculously Complicated Plans, Collecting random junk, Stealing things, Snakes, Baking Dislikes: His Father, Mudbloods, Harry Potter, Orphanages, Weaklings, Butterflies, Muggles, Anyone who can beat him Bio: After an embarrassing defeated by an infant Harry Potter, Voldemort is attempting once again to rise to power, be it through parasitism, possessed diaries, or convoluted missions to the chocolate frog factory. At this point his sanity is debatable and the deatheaters are frequently forced to put up with his disjointed rantings and eccentric, over-complicated plans. Voldemort has never been a particularly pleasant person, but after giving up his humanity he has become particularly nefarious. A former Slytherin head boy, Voldemort is the very embodiment of the phrase “Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.” He will do absolutely anything to get what he wants, regardless of who it hurts. Using the cunning he inherited from Salazar Slytherin himself, and his natural charisma, Voldemort will charm people into trusting him and giving him what he wants. He’s an amazingly manipulative man, and if can't charm you he can always rely on threats and torture, which he uses more frequently now that he has more difficulty getting people to trust him because of his horrible reputation. So what is it that he wants? Well, power for one. Other than that most anything he sees that catches his fancy. Voldemort is a born collector bordering on the edge of being an obsessive compulsive hoarder. He will collect anything that strikes his fancy, whether it be rare family heirlooms or worthless bits of junk. He’s been know to steal things on a fairly regular basis, so you would be well advised to hide anything of importance when you have Lord Voldermort over. Like a child, if he sees something, he wants it, and he can’t have it then he’s sure as hell going to make sure no one else can either. In addition to being a Kleptomaniac, Voldermort also has a deep-seeded hatred of muggles due mostly to his wretched childhood in a muggle orphanage (something which he blames his father for). Voldermort pretty much hates everybody (except, perhaps, for his snake, Nagini) and merely uses the so-called “purity of blood” as an excuse to hate certain people even more and kill them. In fact, he seems to enjoy tormenting his loyal death eaters as much as he does his enemies, especially the defiant Snape, whom he has recently dumped a hyper-active, annoying fan girl on.

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